it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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