We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
