She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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