let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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