Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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