I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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