I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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