Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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