brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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