How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i think i have herpe
just one?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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