it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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