I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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