we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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