Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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