I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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