White coat. Heels.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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