I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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