You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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