you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
smell my finger.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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