I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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