hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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