kristin has been a bad kristin
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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