Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
