I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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