I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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