When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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