Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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