butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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