Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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