weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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