as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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