There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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