its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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