Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
