she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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