I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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