Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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