out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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