I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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