after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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