bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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