its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Randomize
