just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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