to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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