It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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