You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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