worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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