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Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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