Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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