she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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