do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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