it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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