Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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