i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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