so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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