You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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